Coronavirus, Who's To Blame?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/16/2020 at 12:47 • Filed to: coronavirus, Sarcasm

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The fault ultimately lies with the San Diego based band Cattle Decapitation, who released their single, “Bring Back The Plague, ” back in October of 2019. Yes, folks, these damn vegans wished for a new   plague and those asshats done got it. Great job, San Diego.

gettingoldercarguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 12:52

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I think it came from a whale's vagina.

wafflesnfalafel > gettingoldercarguy 03/16/2020 at 13:03

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I heard we banned whaling to prevent just such a situation and now look what happened...

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 13:08

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According to my Boomer relatives who have shared this “first hand information” on Facebook and messaging app groups it’s some Chinese guy who ate Bat soup

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/16/2020 at 13:20

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It was Pepe Silvia.

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/16/2020 at 13:27

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No far from accurate, they think it was either bats or civets — or one of them peeing/pooping on another food product.

No cultural judgment here... but some reasonable sanitary handling skills could go a long way.

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 13:29

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My wife was at the grocery store yesterday and some old guy was telling her about the China conspiracy to bring Trump down.

I’m sure the MOTIVE is there. But, see, there’s also the ability to implement your plans. And getting billions of people on board with your secret (while causing untold amounts of collateral damage) just to get Joe Biden elected is...

B old? I mean, A+ for effort I suppose.

ClassicDatsunDebate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 13:29

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Which is worse: San Diego responsible for Coronavirus or San Diego responsible for Wavves?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2020 at 13:35

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/16/2020 at 13:59

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I heard this manifestation of coronavirus actually came from snakes.

404 - User No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 15:15

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Sorry... this was all I thought of when you said San Diego.

ranwhenparked > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/16/2020 at 16:35

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An old guy grumbled to me that its Richard Nixon's fault. Seriously.